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Bowel Bounty: 1,000 Cruisers Detained in Floating Faeces Fiasco

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the gastrointestinal community and the travel industry alike, over one thousand passengers aboard the MS Gastro-Intestinal have been placed under a ki...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite3 MIN READ
Bowel Bounty: 1,000 Cruisers Detained in Floating Faeces Fiasco

DEVELOPING: UN health agency confirms no wider hantavirus outbreak — British labs on standby

The World Health Organisation has moved quickly to douse concerns of a wider hantavirus outbreak, confirming that the re...

Julian Vane · 2 MIN READ
DEVELOPING: UN health agency confirms no wider hantavirus outbreak — British labs on standby

No Hantavirus Outbreak, Declares UN Health Agency: UK Travel Advice Remains Unchanged

The World Health Organization has moved swiftly to quash rumours of a hantavirus outbreak, issuing a statement that ther...

Julian Vane · 2 MIN READ
No Hantavirus Outbreak, Declares UN Health Agency: UK Travel Advice Remains Unchanged
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WHO Insists Hantavirus is a Shy, Monogamous Virus with No Interest in Global Tour

In a stunning display of bureaucratic minimalism, the World Health Organisation has declared that hantavirus, the latest...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 2 MIN READ
WHO Insists Hantavirus is a Shy, Monogamous Virus with No Interest in Global Tour

Hantavirus Outbreak Fears Unfounded, UN Agency Confirms

The World Health Organisation has moved to quell global alarm over a purported hantavirus outbreak, confirming that no n...

Dr. Helena Vance · 3 MIN READ
Hantavirus Outbreak Fears Unfounded, UN Agency Confirms

NHS-Led Breakthrough: British Scientists Discover World’s First Universal Cancer Vaccine

In a development that has sent shockwaves through the corridors of Big Pharma and left oncologists weeping with joy (or ...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 2 MIN READ
NHS-Led Breakthrough: British Scientists Discover World’s First Universal Cancer Vaccine

The Stem Cell Solution: First Successful Spinal Cord Repair Trial

In a milestone for regenerative medicine, researchers at King’s College London have announced the first successful clini...

Sienna West · 2 MIN READ
The Stem Cell Solution: First Successful Spinal Cord Repair Trial

The Antibiotic Wall: Doctors Warn of First Pan-Resistant Strain

The NHS is bracing for a crisis that has long been feared but never before confirmed: a bacterial infection impervious t...

Sarah Jenkins · 2 MIN READ
The Antibiotic Wall: Doctors Warn of First Pan-Resistant Strain

NHS Robot Surgeons: The First 1,000 Successful Operations

In a development that has stunned nobody except the BMA and a handful of Luddite surgeons who still think leeches have a...

Barnaby 'Biff' Thistlethwaite · 3 MIN READ
NHS Robot Surgeons: The First 1,000 Successful Operations